- Why do they make bald guys choose a hair color on their driver's licenses?
- Why is the guy who invests all your money called a broker?
- Why is that when you're driving around looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
- Why do people ask for the time and point to their wrist but when they ask where the bathroom is, they...(wait for it)...don't point to their bottoms?
Just a few mind-blowing questions to start out the New Year...:-)